Friday, December 18, 2015

Home (Haiku Sequence Segments)


10.18 - I'll Carry My Cross
Early A.M. car
troubles. Still made it to church. 
Rejoice through chagrin. 

10.20 - Turning
Wood stove is quiet,
though just barely. Toes shiver -
Fall beckons the trees. 

10.21 - Harnessed
Dad stands on the roof
of the garage he built with
his brain and two hands. 

10.23 - Times Have Changed
I have a day bed -
two mattresses, but no friends. 
Just soak up the dust. 

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Dear Future Husband


(à la Robert Morgan, Dark Energy) 



Love me like Jesus loves the church.

Affirm your commitment with words;

songs or poems or handwritten

letters. Buy me office supplies:

pens and notebooks and notes that stick.

Curl my belly with your witty

morbidity, and don’t forget

to let the dog in at night. Live

with passionate ambition, tell

me every tiny detail while

I whip up two mugs of fresh brewed

tea. Be a reader, sponsor my

love of language. Activate your

soul’s depth with exercise; please join

my yoga sessions later in

the morning. Don’t make a habit

of spitting, and pay attention

to the sidewalk under your boots,

the drumming patterns of raindrops.

Remember to treasure me all

of our lives, for someday, darling,

when dim stars edge the ebbing blush,

I will return to ash and dust.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Press Play

The following is an exercise I worked on for my advanced fiction class spring semester 2015. We had to tell a story in an unorthodox, non-linear way, since stories usually are intensely linear and follow a distinct storytelling pattern. I chose to create a playlist using existing songs to tell the story, placing all the emphasis on the song titles as opposed to song meanings or real intentions. Ever since I discovered music and the capability of creating playlists, I've essentially captured stories and emotions with them, as I'm sure many other music fanatics have. It was only fitting to submit this as an exercise.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy. Ta~!
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Press Play
Be Alone//Paramore
Anonymous//Three Days Grace
Close Your Eyes//Future Of Forestry
Daydreaming//Paramore
Think Of You//MS MR
You Have My Attention//Copeland
You Had Me At Hello//A Day To Remember
Looking Up//Paramore
Is This Love//Whitesnake
Fall For You//Secondhand Serenade
Start Of Something Good//Daughtry
Love Affair//Copeland
Made For You//OneRepublic
Adore//Paramore
Sweetness//Jimmy Eat World
Falling Into You//Mae
Hold Nothing Back//Copeland
D-I-E 4 Y-O-U//Family Force 5
Any Way You Want It//Journey
Love Addict//Family Force 5
Addicted//Saving Abel
My Hero//The Foo Fighters
Communication//Mae
I Belong To You//Muse
I Want You To…//Jem
Marry Me (Overture)//Hans Zimmer
Believe It Or Not//Nickelback
So I Thought//Flyleaf
The Awakening//Demon Hunter
Careful//Paramore
Careful Now//Copeland
Misguided Ghosts//Paramore
Secrets//Onerepublic
God, Drugs, & Sex//Anberlin
Love The Way You Lie//Eminem Ft. Rhianna
Dance With The Devil//Breaking Benjamin
Control Freak//Copeland
Toxic//Britney Spears
Decode//Paramore
Under Pressure//Queen
No Excuses//Alice In Chains
Had Enough//Breaking Benjamin
No More Love//Shinedown
Cry For Help//Shinedown
Dear Agony//Breaking Benjamin
Damn Regret//The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Forgive Me//Jars Of Clay
In Fate’s Hands//The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
All I Wanted//Paramore
You//Future Of Forestry
Never Again//Nickelback
Jar Of Hearts//Christina Perri
We’ve Got A Score To Settle (Red)//The Dear Hunter
I’m Sorry//Flyleaf
Hate Me//Blue October
It Ends Tonight//The All-American Rejects
The Grim Goodbye//The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Misery Business//Paramore
Are You Happy Now?//Michelle Branch
Hello Alone//Anberlin
Hello Cold World//Paramore
Someone, Anyone//Anberlin
Tell Me It’s Okay//Paramore
Running From You//Saving Abel
I Fade Away//Pillar
Where’s My Head//Copeland
Harder to Breathe//Maroon 5
Save Me//Jem
Save Me//Queen
Save Me//Shinedown


Saturday, July 25, 2015

Journal Entry//Red Flag

April 7, 2015
9:25 pm

The Pit
Braid a rope of I-Love-You's,
fasten it to futility.
The streetlights don't reach down here - 

neither does your hope.

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Vicki's Guide to Taking Better Selfies


Vicki’s Guide to Taking Better Selfies

            So you wanna take good selfies, eh? Well you’ve come to the right place. Within this post you will find tips and tricks that I regularly follow when taking my own selfies. Some may be new, others may be obvious; regardless, I feel some guidelines need to be thrown down about this. Selfies have exploded as a medium of expression on the Internet without requiring a professional photoshoot or even another human being to snap the picture. Front-facing cameras on our phones and mirrors in our bedrooms make it incredibly easy to take pictures of ourselves. The following six tips are here to guide you on your personal selfie journey (with creepy/goofy photos of my own to assist comprehension). Shall we begin?
            *Note: clicking on the pictures will make them bigger! I don't know why you'd want to do that, but just so you know.

1.    Good Lighting
X  ~  Too much front light = bad. Your face gets washed out and it looks flat. Or you could be like me, and look like you have no mouth.


X  ~  Too much back light = also bad. There’s an excess of shadows and no feature definition. And you just can't see your face.


O  ~  You want just enough side light to highlight and define your features. Find the angle that works for you



2.    Snap Angle is Key
X   ~  No emo MySpace angled photos. Quit.


X   ~  Want followers to play “how many chins do you have?” Stop.


O   ~  You may find another angle that works better for you, but I prefer to hold the camera at eyelevel and tilt and angle my head accordingly. Either that, or slightly elevating the camera also works, but don’t go too crazy (refer to the first bullet point). Angled more from the above tends to create a slimming effect.



3.    Look At Me When I’m Talking to You
X  ~  Don’t look at the screen of your phone where your face is. This close of a picture makes it obvious you're not looking at the camera.


X  ~  Also don't look at yourself in the mirror.


O  ~  Whether taking a picture with the front or back camera on your phone, look directly into the lens. This creates the effect that you’re looking at the person viewing your photo later, and creates more of a connection.*



*If you’re deliberately trying to look away and that’s the aim of the photo, that’s fine – totally acceptable. Just don’t look at your phone screen.

4.    Face Muscles
X  ~  Now that we’ve talked about eyes, let’s cover the rest of the face. The expression you make is up to you, and of course it’s okay to be goofy if that’s your aim. But NO DUCKFACE EVER. Go hangout at the duck pond where you belong if you’re going to do that crap.


O  ~  Whatever you decide to do, be relaxed, and as natural as possible. Obviously different expressions will vary with this one; just don’t force it too much.



5.    Background
X  ~  Before taking a selfie, consider your surroundings. Is your bedroom dirty? Are there toilets reflected in the mirror? Bras and/or underwear hanging off gaping dresser drawers? All of these things are terribly distracting, as well as way too much information.
                                             Don't be that person.

O  ~  If your face/body don’t take up most of the framed shot, either clean up your room first or choose a better background. Something as neutral and uncluttered as possible is ideal, because, after all, we want to see you, not the mound of laundry you have yet to tackle.




6.    Censorship
X  ~  Lastly, be wise about the types of photos you post on the Internet. Suggestive and/or vulgar pics have no place on the world wide web, for it is a vast, highly accessible place.
O  ~  Be classy, guys and gals. When taking a selfie, think of why you’re taking it and all of the people who might see it (whether you know it or not). Please be wise in dividing public and private affairs. There’s no real need to “show off” cleavage, tummies, or muscles to the public like that. Showing more skin may get you more likes on Facebook, but that should not be your primary source of measuring your self-worth. You’re a beautiful human, and as God’s creation you need not rate yourself on likes or comments. You belong to Him – you’ll find no greater source of self-worth than that.



Just a couple last comments: Keep in mind that vanity is not attractive. Keep the selfies posted to the Internet to a minimum.
And, as always, there tend to be exceptions to every rule. Use these tips as guidelines and figure out what works for you. Be creative!
Now go take a great selfie!